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The Homosexual Agenda
(It’s an old one… but a good one.)
You’ve all heard (probably in the Daily Mail) about the Homosexual Agenda and how it threatens society haven’t you? Well… here it is:
0600 Gym
0800 Breakfast
0900 Hair appointment
1000 Shopping
1200 Brunch
1400
- Assume complete control of the US Federal, State and local Governments as well as all other national governments
- Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle
- Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages
- Replace all school counsellors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels
- Establish planetary chain of “homo breeding gulags” where over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership
- Bulldoze all houses of worship
- Secure total control of the internet and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers
1430 Get Forty Winks of Beauty Rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest.
1600 Cocktails.
1800 Light Dinner.
2000 Theatre.
2300 Bed (du jour).
So now you know. You have to wonder what Phelps and Robertson are worried about really, don’t you?
Posted on June 22, 2007 | Filed Under The World we Live In
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