Simon Guerrier on why George Lucas is an arch racist pig dog swine. (The word "nazi" was cut from that description just in case someone was offended. Hah!)
A Trainspotting/Star Wars crossover piece which, unusually for SAD Magazine, is actually a textual one. A similar one has apparently been circulating in the Star Wars newsgroups, but we have it on good authority that this one is funnier.
Well, Paul couldn't shut up about it before he'd seen it, so unsurprisingly he had a few things to say about it the minute he had. He would like it to be noted that it was written very quickly after initial viewing on a dodgy bootleg and hasn't been changed since then. So what you have here is an initial "reader response."
So six or nine chapters to the Star Wars saga? Paul J. Morris knows all. Or at least he thinks he does and we frankly didn't have either the desire or the ability to dissuade him. But there are good reasons why there are never going to be 9 films (thank God) and here they are...
As if you hadn't noticed. In this, the very first of his epic discourses on the subject, (and he's threatened many many more) the editor jabba's on (arf!) about chapters IV to VI.
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